Tuesday, August 31, 2010

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SALT

At the beginning of the stale joke.

What is the difference between the tomato and the polka?


Tomato salt.




A polka to dance.


end jokes, go back to the topic. "Salt" is a fucking movie, and that's that. Bourne was supposed to be in a skirt, and like it is. The action, however, ślamazarniejsza , lack of dynamics, so the lack of action scenes performed. Lack of consistency and coherence of plot. He had to be realistic, as in Bournie or new Bondach. Well, like at the beginning is, but then lost somewhere along the way, the accumulation of rubbish and not very rational actions of spies and agents (Russian motivations, the purpose of the Ruthenian way to achieve the goal - yet it does not hold together !!!). Bent-reaching action scenes toward the " Matrix" or "Wanted " also in maintaining the realism does not help (elevator shaft made my day ). Cold War was supposed to be paranoia, and no kind of is. Fabułki naivete, where a native of Bondów with Connery, however, was not embellished or some przymróżeniem eye. Stupidity and naiveté I can forgive. But I can not forgive it all, with all its stupidity, is so completely seriously, and pretends that it is realistic . It is not. Ideas of assassination of the president are passe, again as a plot to trigger World War III, and at least those at that level. Pity.

Paradoxically not start badly. Transfer of prisoners immediately reminded me of "Die Another Day", a monologue during the hearing - with all its inserts documentaries, conspiracy references to the history and concept of super-spies - is made in the convention cut-scenes from MGSów , a scene in the elevator is a wink to the fans old Bondów, and pad the story itself - Russian spies 'asleep' in American society - famously rips up the affair with the spy two months. Only then it is quite rozłazi. None of rationalism. No logic. Limping psychology and totally abstract methods (and motives) of the special services. Niezaskakujące twisty. Well, silly finale. Against the background of all Olbrychski, which I hate, it is now really great.


With all my dislike for the new Bondo will, however, "Casino Royale ." Maybe it's not Bond, but at least he good movie. In contrast to głupiutkiego "Salt."

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Why Do Black Men Grow

Najtestoror ... Najtaster ... Najmęskszy film of the year!

I am pleased that in the era of "The Vagina Monologues," Days of Pussy, and expansion of women's comics metrosexual individuals who are no longer fall in tariffs, and populate the metro and buses, do not forget about guys until the end . Not only that. She does something special for them schlebienia patriarchalnie twisted tastes. Maybe the point is that the "indestructible" prisoners are firmly rooted in the 80's, when the guys were not more stylized than their staffs, and women can enjoy cooking.

Stallone did not have to do my homework. He knows how to do action movies, alter it so many times until he broke his time fishing line, and almost wykitował. There is no political ambitions. Do not gush with the police to the nation of Moses (the best patent on Hollywood suicide). There is also no desire to rest on our laurels, grywać episodes are here and there, or spin your own show. Just like in the new Rocky - do not give up points for what it liked, and shows that you can not only to grow old with dignity, but with youthful energy.

idea for the film is simple but so brilliant that punched me in the forehead at the stage of the production przymiarek. Collect the best action heroes of the 80's, add a couple of the Youngbloods, take a workshop giving the story a lot of excuses for anything, and play like the old days. So is Stallone, Rourke, Lundgren, epizodzikach Willis and Szfarceneger. The Youngbloods jump Statham and Jet Li, in their first joint film that does not suck. As an evil mastermind best of the best at being bad after his career wykopyrtnęła and must play in curiosities like "Dead or Alive," or Eric Roberts. For set two wrestlingowców, who of course will have to fight with each other figta. And a black man. Because it could see you.

story - some are. Latin American banana republic, the bearded dictator conducting classic military junta, something with drugs and revolution, and are all implicated title mercenaries. More is not needed. Another 100 minutes is crammed with testosterone action movies in the old style. This happens a lot. Beating. Shoot. Cut. Pursuits are, and some cool explosions, including one really beautiful. In addition, it comes to principles, honor, and beautiful women. Fibroids naively fighting in the name of something that has fallen out of fashion, but it can still come back to this fashion. It's really fun to watch. The action almost all the time, it is violently (the first body cast with the legs in perhaps the third minute), the dialogue is cheesy, but there are really funny.

Question - is it worth it? People are in the 80's action movies will not shake (or not załapały) probably not recommend. It's not for them. Stallone autodystanem nicely and bows to his fans who remember him from the time as yet was not ashamed a bare muscular chest. The summer passed. Cinema went in the direction of 3D and heavenly creatures from your computer. Political correctness is the norm. Excessive violence is a guarantee of a reasonable profit. However, Stallone after great new scenes of Rocky and Rambo are done consistently, what we know best. And I was amused, hitting the cinema applauded, shouting 'yeah' and waving his fist curled like stripling. Because it is all about nostalgia. And as someone that has the right to move on, let it necessarily goes to the movies. At

script: what's going on gave two stars. Someone needs more recommendation? In the script

2: I had instead of the normal entry entry thwack best scenes in my opinion, but you forgive what you would not spoil the fun. Pay attention, however, the entrance to a corridor of the Negro during the final napieprzanki. It is for these scenes filmed this movie. Waiting for a continuation would be Van Damme, Seagal and Snipes załapali this time.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Milena Velba Gallerly

Comics is not just a comic

entry's title is to be present at the same time much to the intellectual challenge rozkminy as pure stupidity. Such derision. But the fact is that it is related to the contents of the entry, and I'm just a cheap way to demand the attention. Because I seldom write. But after the turn. Earlier today

entry is the formation of a provocateur Fear Factory, where the concert was just came from a colleague. People do not know what band or do not like - I invite two paragraphs referred to, where elaborate on why the comic is not just a comic. For the rest - a few words about the show. Firstly - Prorgesja, as she was, so it is, and will bottom club. Not only that, the place where the dogs are barking chicks, in addition toto small, stuffy, windproof, and somehow mildly friendly to acousticians. Support was. Sometime in there. Beer too. Medium. Then the smoke, and the stars came out. Funny story is that band. "Demanufacture" is one of my (next to the "Roots" vultures, "Ill communication" BBoysów or another Deftonsów ) favorite albums ogólniaka, and still like him. Bella vocals, alternately warczącego like a wild pig and falling on the rarely visited by modern metalworkers records surgically massacring Cazares and crushing riffs Tits rhythm section. Power. Then I played FF somehow less for me, then in August they're mind and wyjebane Cazares, then the more confused - Cazares returned, but flew the rhythm section. I recorded something new, and came to Warsaw shithole. Waiting for the reunion in a better house.

Well, but OK concert. Defowo-blekowa almost slaughterhouse, alternating with pieces that reminded me of what Cazares had a beef with Korn. Beef was a sound. Something was on things, although I do not know anyone who zajumał them. Generally funny - bass guitar has six strings, while Cazares and with 8 or 10 (of Dżimim Pejdżem and so did not win), then returned to his seven-string Jebaneza. Nachrzanianie, you got under the stage, sweat on his back, roaring from the mouths, moisture in the air and on the walls. Flew mainly older boards, only two pieces from the last. Half of the concert, the technical problems kombek, ride on hits from "Demanufacture." The title track, Self Bias Resistor, Zero Signal Replica of finishing off. I guess even in the order as they went on the album. She was mighty power, though I ran out of Hunter-Killer, and this is IMO their best song. It's hard. I so strongly peppery. Time-10 and went in the ass, and I was left with an idea for an entry on the blog (s).

So why comics are not only comic books, and what it takes to make stars of metal, 15 years ago? Well, it comes with the album "Demanufacture", as I mentioned one of my favorite plates with elo and IMO the best thing they recorded (after the show asking - probably have a similar view). And what, specifically, from the album? The cover, by a man named Dave McKean. Sprinkle, paste:


I like the cover art from a time before I knew what "Arkham Asylum" and what has to McKean Sandman. Until you with the impression (which would feel ogólniakowo and wogl) tiszerta bought. Famously theme corresponds with cyberpunk, Terminator theme pervaded the group of texts. Although this is not the only co-operation. McKean has also created the cover and wkładeczkę to "Obsolete", another group of plates, sprinkle:


How poke around (and not someone i), it turns out that McKean in general a lot of artwork for the album was designed, not only for FF (some singles, something), but in general for my favorite bands, or rather to the favorites once discs.

in turn. Machine Head "Burn My Eyes" Dave in all its glory:


Life Of Agony, "Soul Searching Sun", cool sun juxtaposed with an egg fried and eyes, or what it really is, zażynałem tape from this album are solid, even implanted it in its future (resp. current depends on the perspective) woman:


Well, mietalowce, and something may be more subtle? Let it be album of Tori Amos mixes :


A contractor which may be totally into after high school? Buckethead "Monsters and Robots":


Overall this is a pip. Skinny Puppy, Front Line Assembly (with 20 covers ???), or more things Mountaineering and screwed into the mass culture, such as the OST of "The Piano", please:


OMG, found even the album cover to a certain Neil Gaiman. Anyone know what kind of type?


this is really a lot - the Misfits, Alice Cooper, Wizard and others. I recommend reviewing zajawkowiczom comic gallery makkinowych cover themselves and in turn. Similarly, a person simply interested in media convergence, or Renaissance men of today feel free to poszperania McKean side in 'CD Covers' look About TU ! I could add something from each other, podsumowawczo, but the picture is worth a thousand words, to me that a thousand words does not want to write, and graphics McKean defend themselves. Enjoy your meal.