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SALT

At the beginning of the stale joke.

What is the difference between the tomato and the polka?

Tomato salt.

A polka to dance.


end jokes, go back to the topic. "Salt" is a fucking movie, and that's that. Bourne was supposed to be in a skirt, and like it is. The action, however, ślamazarniejsza , lack of dynamics, so the lack of action scenes performed. Lack of consistency and coherence of plot. He had to be realistic, as in Bournie or new Bondach. Well, like at the beginning is, but then lost somewhere along the way, the accumulation of rubbish and not very rational actions of spies and agents (Russian motivations, the purpose of the Ruthenian way to achieve the goal - yet it does not hold together !!!). Bent-reaching action scenes toward the " Matrix" or "Wanted " also in maintaining the realism does not help (elevator shaft made my day ). Cold War was supposed to be paranoia, and no kind of is. Fabułki naivete, where a native of Bondów with Connery, however, was not embellished or some przymróżeniem eye. Stupidity and naiveté I can forgive. But I can not forgive it all, with all its stupidity, is so completely seriously, and pretends that it is realistic . It is not. Ideas of assassination of the president are passe, again as a plot to trigger World War III, and at least those at that level. Pity.

Paradoxically not start badly. Transfer of prisoners immediately reminded me of "Die Another Day", a monologue during the hearing - with all its inserts documentaries, conspiracy references to the history and concept of super-spies - is made in the convention cut-scenes from MGSów , a scene in the elevator is a wink to the fans old Bondów, and pad the story itself - Russian spies 'asleep' in American society - famously rips up the affair with the spy two months. Only then it is quite rozłazi. None of rationalism. No logic. Limping psychology and totally abstract methods (and motives) of the special services. Niezaskakujące twisty. Well, silly finale. Against the background of all Olbrychski, which I hate, it is now really great.

With all my dislike for the new Bondo will, however, "Casino Royale ." Maybe it's not Bond, but at least he good movie. In contrast to głupiutkiego "Salt."